April 2011
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I've figured out everyone's problem with Rebecca...
Its the way she says ‘friday’. FRIII-DIEEEEEEEEE. It’s so high pitched an nasely. That’s the problem. Done. Can I have my nobel prize now?
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March 2011
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“you should really know that of all the people i know, i’ve always...”
Please stand by.
Having a mental breakdown.
I'm rapidly running of of motivation. This is...
This is me giving up on being upset with life.
msmeow:
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I cannae see outta mah eyeballs nemurrh.
Contacts have been in for too long and I’m spending a lot of time squinting.
They may defeat me before sleep deprivation or the thesis get to me.
I'm writing my dissertation, its 1.14 am, brace...
Just to warn y’all.
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My eyelid is twitching.
The bottom one. Yes, it’s gotten that bad.
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Between two worlds,
There is a pane of glass.
Stretching for miles and miles.
Exuding from my chest are three cords, connected to an apparatus which oozes yellow and black bile to oil the mechanicia of a ticking device, that, when pressed up against the glass, does little to attract the passer by. Supplicating, I’ll hold it, against the glass, until someone notices either the stench, or...
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The week in sword crime
sillyswordfights:
North Bay, ON - Man arrested for bringing his sword to the bank.
Mount Maunganui, New Zealand - Cousins settle argument with sword.
Manchester, UK - Mean drunk stabs man on crutches with a samurai sword.
Saegertown, PA - Man walks around trailer park, hitting people with a sword.
Colorado Springs, CO - Screaming man charges police with sword, gets tasered.
Cork, Ireland -...
Isn't that a bit like rape....?
@jascakes
TUMBLR SUPRISE SEX
Oldling left herself logged in on Jascakes computer.
Fail.
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Suggestions for the title of my thesis?
I feel like I’m asking for help in naming my baby…oh dear. (I have been working on this 8 months, 9 when its dnoe).
Seriously though, guys, lend a hand and give me suggestions! It’s about power relationships between couples in courtly love. GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
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When did love become a competition?
Oh, about 5,432 words into my dissertation.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“So do...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring)
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Food money spent this month on international phone calls and student ID cards.
Cash saved up for a cushion when I graduated spent on new laptop and fixing car.
Being far, far away from the stress in a week: priceless.
Unfortanatly, I’ve got to first make it through this week. Ungh.
...acapella metal...
The weird shit you find on the internet. Anyone else heard of this madness?
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Who out there does/knows people who do steampunk...
Our crew needs a logo.
The Email I Sent to My Dad This Morning
(In order to explain a few things, and to save on time and emotional fatigue, here it is.)
The laptop has died. I plugged it in, the light where it tells me that it has access to a power source came on, and then I hit the power button. Nothing. And again, nothing. I tried holding it down for 10 seconds. Nothing. 15? Nope. A MINUITE! Nothing. So, there it is. Sitting alone…on my desk....
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